A Lesson In Graceful Social Behavior
There comes a time in all of our lives where we shall have no choice but to be put in the same room/situation with a less than favorable individual. I have learned that in these moments, the best thing for one to do is to NOT use your words. Do not utter a single sound or phrase. Instead, you must always use your entire face. Yes, your face.
Nothing says “….rilly bitch?” like a good old fashioned You’re An Asshole or the classic Who The Fuck Is Y’all facial expression. If you don’t feel up for You’re An Asshole or Who The Fuck Is Y’all, a simple Bitch Please facial gesture will work just fine. I can promise you that the usage of these facial expressions will cause the recipient to feel dumb as hell or at the very least, super-dee-duper uncomfortable!
*Photo of Vivien Leigh as Scarlett O’Hara in Gone With The Wind…The ULTIMATE You’ve Got To Be Fucking Kidding Me You Worthless Fart face-giver. May she be an inspiration to us all!